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Chuck Norris found the end of Space
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Chuck Norris made Nike "Just Do It"
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Chuck Norris is so intelligent He knows more than google.
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Chuck Norris can punch a wall in fourths.
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In Dragonball Z, Chuck Norris was once consumed by Cell. For 5 seconds, Cell became the strongest being in the universe. After that, he died.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings
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Antimatter is Chuck Norris' dead skin cells.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do a superman punch. Superman does a Chuck Norris punch.
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Chuck Norris once walked through the Sahara forest with an axe.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Chuck Norris is hope and change.
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Chuck Norris can beat heroine addiction with a single punch.
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Chuck Norris has only sneezed once and that created the BIG BANG!
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Chuck Norris is not afraid of anything, but that doesn´t scare him...
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NASA scientists concur prolonged visual exposure to Chuck Norris can result in blindness, nausea and partial paralysis.
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Chuck Norris is watching Big Brother.
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Chuck Norris doesn't walk up the stairway to heaven. He takes the elevator.
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Chuck Norris takes a week long vacation every day.
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.
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