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When you think of Chuck Norris, your hiccups will be gone... and sent to Chuck's worst enemy... pink.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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My girlfriend doesn't fihgt my battles for me-Chuck Norris does
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris can turn water into punch
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Dr. Lecter got his recipe of liver and fava beans from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris know's how to kill you in a 1000 ways with a peace of extra soft toilet paper
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A man once fought Chuck Norris and won, leaving only with a broken arm, broken ribs, and a broken nose. Chuck Norris was 3 months old at the time
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They had to cancel The Running of the Bulls last year. Chuck Norris was busy.
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The Dragon Ball series ended when Goku disappeared...after he met Chuck Norris.
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The asteroid belt was once a planet,but that's before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.
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The word "Kill" was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were "Die", "Beer", and "What".
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Whenever Chuck Norris plays Poker, no matter how many cards are in the deck, he will always get a hand of five Aces.
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Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal once got into a fight. That event has been known ever since as The Big Bang.
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Resistance is futile (If < 1 ChuckNorris)
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Chuck Norris does not let sleeping dogs lie - Because Chuck Norris DOES NOT TOLERATE LIARS!
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God didn't kill the devil, he hired Chuck Norris to do it
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Chuck Norris can survive on pluto, and still drink hot coffe!
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Scientists say people can't move at the speed of light, I guess they've never seen a Chuck Norris roundhouse
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Chuck Norris once ripped the soul out of a Decepticon.
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