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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris holds the Guinness World Record for the most Beard related killings.
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Chuck Norris tried to get a bike made on American Chopper. When told motorcycles must to have an engine, he roundhoused a block of steel and made his
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The road crosses Chuck Norris on its way to work
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Chuck Norris can cover a Beatle's song on Youtube and won't get comments saying he ruined the song.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'
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Chuck Norris had a starring conntest with a miror ... And won
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Chuck Norris put a ring on it
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There are only two things that cause certain suffering and death. The Mark of the beast, and the Mark of Chuck Norris ' roundhouse kick.
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Archaeologists are still unsure of how the Dinosuars became extinct; then they realized, Chuck Norris doesn't like dinosaurs.
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The CERN's ultimate goal is to find out how Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard his children were born dizzy.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Joe Kittinger made a parachute jump from the edge of space, but Chuck Norris made space jump
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with razor wire and rubbing alcohol.
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Ninjas cannot catch you if you are Chuck Norris. This is of course impossible. Chuck would never allow someone like him to co-exist alongside him.
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Alpha was originally going to call Chuck to be the only Power Ranger, unfortunately he had to settle for 5 teenagers
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To have some fun, every now and then Chuck Norris strangles his shadow.
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Chuck Norris can go to a water park and go on every single ride and not get wet .
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