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"The pizza delivery guy tips Chuck Norris"
When Chuck Norris is happy, the stock market goes up. When he kicks butt, it pays dividends.
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Chuck Norris watched the first steps on the moon... From his summer home on Mars
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When Chuck Norris goes to jail on Monopoly, he does pass Go and collect $200.
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Chuck Norris is inevitable
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Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier whilst head banging
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Global warming is a myth, Chuck Norris got cold so the world turned up its own thermostat out of fear.
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The Meaning of Life: Absence of Chuck Norris
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Batman's utility belt has only one all-purpose tool . . . Chuck Norris. And one special feature of this tool belt is slapping Robin straight.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it.
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Chuck Norris got to 500 million friends, without making a single enemy.
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Chuck Norris can drive forward in neutral
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To be or not to be is irrelevant to Chuck Norris, because he is both.
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Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that he can't lift it. And then lift it.
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Chuck Norris posted this comment, "Don't get me mad"
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When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the bullets dodge him.
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Don't get Chuck Norris angry, last time somebody did that Chuck Norris made the Grand Canyon.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Many people are afraid of death, Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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