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Chuck Norris doesn't make mashed potatoes. The potatoes get so scared they kill themselves
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Chuck Norris can eat a steak with a straw
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Chuck Norris has his throne on top of a floating volcano
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The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman DO exist, they're just too scared to appear in public in Chuck Norris finds and kills them
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Every Cell in Chuck Norris's body has the ability to Roundhouse Kick you to nothingness.
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Chuck Norris bowls overhand.
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The only time Chuck Norris ever lost at something was the hot dog eating contest of '96. He then ate the small Asian guy that won, and won by default.
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The United States has an unwritten policy...although it will never negotiate with terrorists, it will negotiate with Chuck Norris
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death you're actually walking through Chuck Norris' living room
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Chuck Norris does not have tattoos, he puts the real thing on his skin
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffe he eats it
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The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. but chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
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We don't have a military, we have Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason why LeBron James took his talents to South Beach.
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Chuck Norris Academy. Where you learn everything about Chuck Norris......you just die after graduating.
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Chuck Norris was once asked by Marvel to be the Incredible Hulk in a movie. Marvel was tired of special effects.
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