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They Found Jimmy Hoffa inside Chuck Norris' Moustache...
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In the military CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, but it really stands for Chuck Brutal Roundhouse Norris
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck norris breaks peoples bones with sticks, stones AND words.
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Chuck Norris can hum with his mouth open
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When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror the mirror fixes itself.
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Chuck Norris had athelets foot once in 1994, He gave little Timmy a roundhouse kick to the face... We now know little Timmy as Tim Tebow..
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris created his own t-shirt, by looking at it
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Chuck Norris can cook meat by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he is the reason your bedroom curtins move at night.
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Chuck Norris can get blood from a turnip.
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It doesn't have to make sense, it's Chuck Norris.
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a man once shot at Chuck Norris... the bullet bounced off of Chucks 10 gallon hat and killed the shooter
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese.
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"Only you can prevent forest fires" was really a plea to Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris loves scaring Smokey the Bear out of his home.
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Chuck Norris can complete an 18-hole golf course in nine strokes.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range .... his golf balls are now known as stars!!!
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