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"Chuck Norris' blood type is M4."
If you build it he will come - He is Chuck Norris and you DON'T want to build it !!!
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Chuck Norris is krypton difluoride or kryptonites only known weekness.
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The Grand Canyon wasn't made by erosion. Chuck Norris needed info. from a scorpion, round-house kicked it, and the shockwave split open the earth
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Chuck Norris doesnt need a computer.....he is one.
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What's the difference between fear and Chuck Norris? Fear fears Chuck Norris
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We are bound by the laws of gravity, to Chuck Norris, they are merely suggestions.
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Carmen Sandiego is hiding from Chuck Norris, and he knows where in the world she is. He always knows.
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Chuck Norris can swallow a rock, turn it into a diamond and trim it with his beard
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A good man is hard to find, Chuck Norris does not take kindly to good men.
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When Chuck Norris bowls he hits all the pins in the building.
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Legend says that if you gather 7 predator skulls, you can summon Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris wants a Klondike bar, no one makes him do anything.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral
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Chuck Norris survived a helicopter crash in the jungle unscathed, he uses his 360 degrees roundhouse kick to propel himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually play any musical instrument. When Chuck Norris comes near, it plays itself and Chuck Norris just has to hold it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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If Chuck Norris had starred in Back to the Future, they wouldn't have needed a DeLorean to timetravel.
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Chuck Norris can mix water and oil just putting his finger in it!
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