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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go up the stairs.
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Chicago Ted is the Chuck Norris in Left for Dead ..Chuck Norris found him in the game .. no one's seen Chicago Ted since then
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Chuck Norris is so intelligent He knows more than google.
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When Chuck Norris saw the true form of Zeus, Zeus turned into ashes
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Somebody once tried to to shoot Chuck Norris. Another tried to stab him (R.I.P). Lesson to all: never bring a gun or knive to a roundhouse kick fight.
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Chuck Norris fought the law,... and won.
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Chuck Norris would be the endgame boss for God of War IV. Kratos died every time with a roundhouse kick to the face, so they cancelled it.
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Chuck Norris CANeat just one Lays potato chip!!
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Chuck Norris can play with fire, and not get burned.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
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Taking Karate Lessons = $100, Buying MMA DVD's= $150, Subscribing to a UFC event = $50, Getting a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris = PRICELESS
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Got Chuck?
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Chuck Norris is the only person who knows exacly when he`ll die...NEVER.
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We are living in a great age, the age of Chuck Norris
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For every 1000 men killed, Chuck Norris gains one hair on his beard.
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The Grim Reaper carries a Scythe to protect himself from Chuck Norris. It won't work.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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At Wendy's, only Chuck Norris knows when it's real.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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