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The only word in the english language that rhymes with 'orange' is Chuck Norris
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The reason he's just The Man With The Golden Voice and not Face? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Some people believe in life after death, and some people believe in life after Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't use the force, He MADE the force.
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Chuck Norris can play Crysis at 200fps on an abacus.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Kinect says "You are the controller" for Chuck Norris it is only his legs
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Chuck Norris wasn't a boy scout, he was a man scout.
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Every year in Spain, the bulls go running with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once took a bath in Antarctica, which made him responsible for the melting of Arctic Ice and GLOBAL WARMING.
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Chuck Norris is the best golfer in the world. He can make a hole in zero. The golf ball rolls to the hole to hide.
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Chuck Norris tried to get his beard trimmed once. His beard took the scissors from the barber and stabbed him in the eye.
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Chuck Norris has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
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Chuck Norris can do the robot better than Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris can hide inside a bubble.
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Whipped cream was invented because it whipped itself into a frenzy over fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, its BA
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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