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Chuck Norris eats the inside of his oranges and bannanas without opening the peels.
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All the "Most Interesting Man in the World" facts are really Chuck Norris' Memoirs.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice
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Chuck Norris let the dogs out...to kill you
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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Trey Songz didn't invent sex, Chuck Norris did
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Chuck Norris ad portas (latin for: Chuck Norris is at the gate).
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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The reason why 50 Cent survived 9 gunshots, is because Chuck Norris had possessed him at that moment.
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There is no Plan B, there is only Chuck Norris.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom
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No-one knows what you're gonna get from a box of chocolates except Chuck Norris, who just stares at it until they all turn into truffles out of fear.
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Eminem sang "I'm Not Afraid" but a couple of month laters, he sang another one "Love The Way You Lie" because Chuck Norris told him so or he will RHK.
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Chuck Norris can terminate a repeating decimal.
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Yo mama's so ugly, Chuck Norris had to roundhouse kick her twice!
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Chuck Norris has no friends...or enemies, because he needs no friends, and all enemies would be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris has only sneezed once and that created the BIG BANG!
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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The flat screen tv was invented when Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked his while working out to a tai-bo video.
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