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"There is no end to Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris's beard can grow a mustache.
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Chuck Norris once killed 20 men just by saying "bang".
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The reason why the leprechaun hides his charms is because of Chuck Norris.
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Dynamite was originally invented by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather...it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can solve a crime so fast, it actually never happened!
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Chuck once got an itch, the itch got scared and never come back.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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God doesn't say Chuck Norris' name in vain.
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The Borg cannot assimilate Chuck Norris. "Resistence is futile" is a phrase they leared from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is on the Internet, he doesn't get any surveys. Ever.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed
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Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He's already following you.
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When the Sun saw Chuck Norris, the Sun had to visit the optometrist.
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There is no try, there is only Chuck Norris
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In the game of Monopoly, Chuck Norris ALWAYS gets Boardwalk.
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Chuck Norris beat Portal. Without a Portal Gun.
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One time, A Grizzly Bear tries to attack and eat Chuck Norris.... It turned the other way around.
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