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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a bucket of playdoh and left a life-sized statue of his likeness
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Chuck Norris CLIMBED the mountain and round house kicked Miley Cyrus down the other side.
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Chuck Norris can find himself on Google
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Chuck Norris goes kayaking in an aircraft carrier
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear, but 'no fear' knows all about Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can get a discount in a corner shop!!
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Tom Selleck's moustache dreams about Chuck Norris' beard!
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Chuck Norris favorite baseball team is LA Yankees.
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Dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris.
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If you went to shoot Chuck Norris with a gun, the bullets would run away.
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Neo was the sixth anomaly in The Matrix. The previous five were all named Chuck Norris.
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When asked what his favorite test was, Chuck Norris replied, "Testosterone."
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Chuck Norris can see the eighth color in a rainbow.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris "Hit the Road" and came back
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a bed, because he visit Freddy Krueger's dreams every night.
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I "unliked" Chuck Norris on Facebook... my computer crashed.
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