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Chuck Norris finished all the video games in the World, without having a monitor.
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I Like This | This SucksWeed gets high off of Chuck Norris' beardI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris invented the alphabet for one reason only.... so he could spell his name.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris has no friends, people just like him so that they don't get a roundhouse kickI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris once went to Alkatraz but when he got there the island grew a land bridge because it was so scared!!I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris can boot Windows Vista under 2 seconds.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Noris is the reason Burger King says "Have it your way"I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris doesn't need to pay for the extended warranty. He returns defective products to the manufacturer with a roundhouse kick.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris has a batting average of 12I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksThe moon is said to be getting farther from the Earth. It is doing so because it wants to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris can do push-ups without his hands.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris can put the batteries in backwards and STILL make it work.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris is the leading cause of suicide at a crime scene.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksHugo Atkins once thought he was good at sarcasm, until he met Chuck Norris!I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksWhen Chuck Norris is swimming don't bump him.... we don't want the Titanic to happen again.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksThey decided to drop the A-bomb in Hiroshima and Nagasaki because it was more 'humane' than dropping in Chuck Norris.I Like This | This Sucks
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