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I Like This | This SucksWhen Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksA scientist theorized breaking the speed of light was impossable. Chuck norris simultaniously killed and disproved himI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksBlack holes draw objects towards them in order to make a barrier from Chuck NorrisI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksWhen any poll, sports games, or contests happen Chuck Norris is ALWAYS the winner!I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris can spit fire under waterI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksSmoking doesn't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksRacehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris doesn't go round roundabouts, roundabouts go round himI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris' eyes made flamethrowers obsolete.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris is the reason why the toys hide in a Happy MealI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris eats American Bald Eagle eggs for breakfast. With a side of human baby.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfishI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksViolin strings are made of strands of Chuck Norris' beardI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksWhen Chuck Norris plays poker at a Casino, the Casino Folds.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksThe Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksChuck norris doesn't turn on the shower he looks at it untill it crysI Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksEinstein's theory of relativity is wrong. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks CAN exceed the speed of light.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This SucksWhat doesn't kill you, isn't Chuck Norris.I Like This | This Sucks
I Like This | This Sucks"If Chuck Norris would be president, the "Defense department" would be renamed "Offense department".I Like This | This Sucks
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