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"Chuck Norris is tougher than nails"
21/12/2012, will be the day Chuck Norris agrees to take on a clone of himself in a Chuck V Chuck deathmatch. As a result the earth will implode.
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Hearts have Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris uses a hat because he doesn't want to destroy the Sun
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Jimmie Johnson's car does not have an engine. It is powered by one roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris at the beginning of every race.
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T-mobile, Verizon, At&t, Metro Pcs, and Sprint connect to Chuck Norris for service
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Chuck Norris never felt the phantom slap because this roundhouse kick returned it.
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Chuck Norris was here
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them
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Chuck Norris can kill 4 birds with half of a stone, didn't know there was such a thing as half a stone? Neither did the birds.
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The Borg species in Star Trek cannot assimilate Chuck Norris... They know their place.
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You know the saying "the world doesn't revolve around you"? That's because it's revolving around Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can bruise the air.
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Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
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Chuck Norris can make gold out of silver
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Chuck Norris does not like it when people read his shirt.
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Chuck Norris scared his own night-mare
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It is said that Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding .. I think it's pretty obvious that Chuck Norris is the one who hid Waldo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age because time can't keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can get out of bed, turn on his light and be in bed before the light turns off
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with razor wire and rubbing alcohol.
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