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The atomic bomb that went off in Japan in 1945 was actually empty. Chuck norris just happened to touched it and it went off.
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Hornady is still trying to invent a bullet that can go faster than Chuck Norris
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In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can jump off a building and land on that same building 20 years in the future.
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Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
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When Chuck Norris plays Call Of Duty, Chuck Norris prestiges playing campaign.
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A day without Chuck Norris is like a day without sunshine
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the midget in the Wizard of OZ hung himself
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"Chuck Norris is the strongest one there is" signed the Hulk
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Chuck Norris CAN escape from black hole.
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When asked what his favorite test was, Chuck Norris replied, "Testosterone."
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Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos
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Chuck Norris does not let people finish what they start
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Hitler didn't kill himself because he lost the war. He killed himself because he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris blew up the Death Star with a Roundhouse kick...but that was a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away
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Chuck Norris watches the five o'clock news at noon.
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