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When Chuck Norris breaks a bone, he glues them back together
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Do you see the Sun and the Moon?, Chuck Norris is responsible for these phenomenons. No questions
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a belt. He commands his pants to stay up!
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CHUCK NORRIS is not in the Expendables.... because he is not expendable
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Voldemort tried to kill Chuck Norris, but when he did Chuck said "Why the hell are you pointing a stick at my heart?"
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Oh no you didn't!...Oh but yes, Chuck Norris in fact did.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris…
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"If Chuck Norris would be president, the "Defense department" would be renamed "Offense department".
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Chuck Norris can draw a circle with a ruler.
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Chuck Norris was hit by Avada Kedavra and didn't even get a scar.
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Chuck Norris bungee jumped off of the Tower of Pisa.....once.
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The sky is the limit, unless of course you're Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he denied this fact!
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You could never get rid of Chuck Norris' beard. It gets rid of you.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris can sneak into a room with 4 people and make eye contact with all of them and sneak out again without being detected
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A blind and deaf man once saw Chuck Norris in his car wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt listening to Justin Bieber. We know why he's deaf and blind now.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris holds the Guinness World Record for the most Beard related killings.
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