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One day while lifting weights Chuck Norris slammed down his dumbells in triumph, thus causing the earthquake in Haiti
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Lie detectors are close to 100% accurate. The "close" refers to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could win the Super Bowl with the Browns and the World Series with the Cubs
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Chuck Norris can climb a ladder without using his hands or feet
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, to him the word impossible just means mildly inconvenient
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Chuck Norris had Gas, the atomic bomb was born
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God Created Man, Then God Created Woman To Support The Man! Then God Created CHUCK NORRIS To Support The Women!
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Chuck Norris is capable of killing a man with his thumb - he just prefers kicking people to death instead.
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Chuck Norris was written out of the Twilight film adaptation after he killed the actors who played Jacob, Edward and Bella, all at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is such a man when he walks down the street at midnight hookers come to him with money
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There are two people that Voldemort could never kill: Harry Potter and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not bowl a perfect game. He just tells the pins to lay down
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Chuck Norris will always make a long story short.
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Chuck doesn't battle, he only allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
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Chuck Norris messes with the Zohan.
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Chuck Norris ran the Hockenheimring and came first.
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Chucks Norris' guitar strings are made out of crushed skulls.
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Chuck Norris never had baby teeth
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