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Chuck Norris can watch HD TV on a Gameboy Color!
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E = mc2 was first developed to describe a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Epic Fail Guy, failed to estimate Chuck Norris' sheer streangth.
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Chuck Norris's 10 gallon hat can actually fit 10 gallons.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.
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Ever wonder what happened to Olivia Newton John's face, well, when she told Chuck Norris to get physical, he did...
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Chuck Norris made his own sign language using kicks and punches, so when he's beating you to a bloody pulp, he might just be saying he likes your hat
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Chuck Norris can complete Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombie Mode
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On a scale of 1 to 10, Chuck Norris scores an 11.
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Chuck Norris once went to Alkatraz but when he got there the island grew a land bridge because it was so scared!!
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is currently just a 'caterpillar' of his species. When he becomes the 'butterfly', he'll suck the moon dry and lay eggs on the sun
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Halley's Comet was formed when Chuck Norris rolled the worlds largest snowball and threw it into space
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If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
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Black Holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck had one wish...he'd give a damn!
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Chuck Norris will never die, the reaper fears Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave once. He killed the lawnmower.
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Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills to stones with one bird.
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