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Chuck Norris invented the internet to e-roundhouse kick everyone at once.
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It's impossible to shave off the beard of Chuck Norris
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Only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris. And even He can't.
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Chuck Norris once ate a school bus and excreted a Formula 1 car.....complete with driver.
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Chuck Norris has only sneezed once and that created the BIG BANG!
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The Washington Monument is 555.5 feet tall. Nothing was ever built to honor Chuck Norris because anything smaller than the planet would be insulting.
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No one goes to Mars they just appear there after a roundhouse kick from Chuck
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris smashed a guitar and made a pickle.
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Chuck Norris scores own goal and it counts for it's team.
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Chuck Norris text's while driving and nothing happens
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Chuck Norris can bypass a voice only recognition machine using sign language.
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There are infinite ways to skin a cat, and yes, Chuck Norris knows ALL of them.
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The Mississippi River was once called the Chuck Norris River. Nobody crossed it.
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When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris is modest to a fault, except that the fault is yours
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Chuck Norris can submerge himself in water and come out dry.
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Every time Chuck Norris tip toes, the force of each step causes volcanos to erupt.
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Chuck Norris faced his toughest opponent yet...Rush Limbaugh...and his ego, but Norris won!
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