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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
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When Chuck Norris walks he dosn't move the earth rotates
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with Medusa.
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They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because no one can cross Chuck Norris and live.
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Freddy Kreuger doesn't go to sleep, because he is afraid Chuck Norris will kill him there
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Chuck Norris can say "m" without putting his lips together.
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The Weapon of Mass Destruction isn't a nuclear missile, it's Chuck Norris himself
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an X-Box, he has an X-Circle
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Chuck Norris is banned from playing cricket as when he hits it for six it actually counts for 10.
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Goku once threw a kamehameha at Chuck Norris and survived
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris once jumped out of a basement window
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Deaf People can hear Chuck Norris talk
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Time laughs at all things... Except Chuck Norris. Time knows better than to laugh at Chuck Norris. And that's why he will live forever.
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Chuck Norris Defied Skeletor.
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Dog the Bounty Hunter can't track Chuck Norris down.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick travels faster than the speed of light
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When Clarke Kent goes into a phonebox Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phonebox... Chuck Norris comes out.
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When Presidents speak, their nation listens. When Chuck Norris blinks, the whole World listens.
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