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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris knows what you did last summer.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
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You can commit suicide by just Googling Chuck Norris
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People say when you die, "You can't take it with you...". This is not true however, of Chuck's footprint in your chest.
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Walker: Texas Ranger went into syndication before the first episode was shot.
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Chuck Norris can eat a bowl of corn flakes....with a fork
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Once Chuck Norris forgot to close his Fridge. Two weeks later The Dinosaurs were listed as extinct animals
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee in a fight. The name Bruce Lee has been removed from existence.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars
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Chuck Norris promised, that if Mike Huckabee didn't win the Republican nomination in 2008, then no Republican would win. He made good on his word.
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Chuck Norris told me sign up to this site, and submit Facts about him, he told me if I didn't I would be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris should be the 25 killstreak on Modern Warfare2!
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When there is a big lightening, Chuck Norris is talking to Dzeus
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Genesis does, Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.
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