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Chuck Norris Isn't Scared Of the Dark. The Dark is Scared of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris made me write this
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Chuck Norris doesn't open a can of WHOOPASS he opens a Barrel of WHOOPASS
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Chuck Norris can't make 3D films. The roundhouse kick in 3D would kill.
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Chuck Norris can buy a Ferrari from a Honda car dealer.
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Chuck Norris' brain is so fast, he has to wear an aerodynamic helmet when he thinks.
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Chuck Norris prefers people he is fighting to wear red, that way their clothes don't look as bad from the blood stains.
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Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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When Chuck Norris eats at resturaunts, everyone will have what he is having...even the staff.
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Chuck Norris put a ring on it
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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The Matrix Trilogy would have ended on the first movie if Keanu Reeves said, “I know Chuck Norris.”
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Chuck Norris can make the Hypnotoad do his bidding.
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When Chuck Norris swings a sword, the air bleeds.
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chuck norris doesn't go fishing . he goes CATCHING
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God doesn't say Chuck Norris' name in vain.
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Chuck Norris can chew cotton candy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. The car drives him!
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