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Chuck Norris actually starred in the film Commando but they had to deleted the scene because he killed more people than Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!".
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Chuck Norris's beard doubles as a fully equipped utility Knife
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The weather is actually bassed on how Chuck Norris is feeling.
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Chuck Norris can blind you with his awesomeness
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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CHUCK NORRIS is not in the Expendables.... because he is not expendable
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Chuck Norris once wrote an autobiography about awesomeness.
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Chuck Norris said his favorite chuckism is the one about Mount Rushmore and his beard! see nbc5.com
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Chuck Norris CAN mute silence.
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Charlie Sheen - winning; Chuck Norris - won.
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Uncle Sam is Chuck Norris' alter ego
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Chuck Norris knows what you did last summer
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Chuck Norris dosen't need a job because he gets all his income from being Chuck Norris and round-house kicking u in the face
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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A man playing F.E.A.R game wanders how the tables would have turned for "the mother of apocolypse"(Alma) if Chuck Norris were added in the game
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Chuck Norris has done more roundhouse kicks than Patrick Swayze
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The Man on the Moon is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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