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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris is Homeland Security
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Obama is the president of America...But Chuck Norris is the president of Obama
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The flat screen tv was invented when Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked his while working out to a tai-bo video.
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Chuck Norris is "working on his punches."
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Chuck Norris accepted my fact.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris said so
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When theres a full moon the Wolfman turns into Chuck Norris.
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Once, Chuck Norris turned on a lightbulb with his beard. this was never explained
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When Chuck Norris plays Fatal Frame 2:Crimson Butterfly,he CAN defeat the invinvible spirit in Chapter 3.
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The show 'Fear Factor' was originally named 'Chuck Norris Factor' until the final stunt i.e fighting Chuck Norris was removed since nobody ever won.
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When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Some say the Death Stars planet destroying laser is powered by a hypermatter core, but the true source of its power is Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking
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Chuck Norris invented blu-ray
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the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it
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Did you here about the boy who cried Chuck Norris?
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A glare from Chuck Norris can kill a bull elephant at 50 paces.
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Chuck Norris posted this comment, "Don't get me mad"
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Lord Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "He who must not be named".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bulletproof vest to be bulletproof
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