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Animals hunt each other. Humans hunt Animals. Vampires hunt Humans. Werewolfs hunt Vampires. Chuck Norris KILLS these.
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An angry glare from Chuck Norris is known to kill on the spot.
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Chuck Norris can Quickscope with a Spy Plane.
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Scientist now know the cause of solar eclipses: Chuck Norris likes to fight in the shades
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Chuck Noriris's badass-ness caused the red spot on Jupiter.
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Universal Healthcare will never be possible because Chuck Norris isn't donating his tears... or will ever cry for that matter.
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Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
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Chuck Norris is the reason ET went home.
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When you shoot at Chuck Norris, the bullet hits you.
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Chuck Norris rules majority.
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One time, someone asked Chuck Norris to rhk him. He was found dead 25 miles away 5 minutes earlier
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Mr. Whipple begged Chuck Norris to squeeze the Charmin.
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There's no such thing as earthquakes; only grunts when Chuck Norris is pissed off!
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip
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Chuck Norris fell off a cliff and landed at the top
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auchweitz: the years Chuck Norris tried hibernation
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All the animals in the movie "Avatar" where not CGI, they where on loan from Chuck Norris' petting zoo.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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If girls get Bieber fever, then Justin Bieber gets Chuck Struck.
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Chuck Norris can throw a paper plane from his house into space.
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