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Chuck Norris wears a tank top..... made from a tank
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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We don't have a military, we have Chuck Norris
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There's no place like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a hole in one from the first tee of Augusta National to the eighteenth hole of Pebble Beach.
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Chuck Norris can smoke a cigar underwater
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Chuck Norris was in the expendables movie, however the movie had to be redone as critics heads exploded from the sheer awesomeness of the movie.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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The killer in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, is really a 10 year old Chuck Norris, with a toothpick
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them
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There is no such thing as a Fata Morgana, that's just Chuck Norris messing with your head in the desert.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris know's how to kill you in a 1000 ways with a peace of extra soft toilet paper
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The New World Order reports to Chuck Norris.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris looks down on Shaquille O-Neil.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris can speak Brail, and hear Sign Language.
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The US military tried to put Chuck's skills in a weapon but the best they did was the A bomb.
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