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The alternative for yin and yang is Chuck and Norris.
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Thank God Chuck Norris has never had to roundhouse kick a man twice. More than one will create a time-warp.
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Chuck Norris text's while driving and nothing happens
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Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, the water just wants to be around him
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Chuck Norris makes Clint Eastwood look like Richard Simmons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fail. He just finds a new way it doesn't work.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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You don't mess with the Zohan. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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You know the old saying, Bob is your uncle, well Chuck Norris is your uncle
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Chuck Norris can submit ANY fact on this website because no one dares declining it.
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Chuck Norris once had a cold. shortly after he decided to end the last ice age
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris' Uzi weighs a ton.
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Magicans do tricks Chuck Norris does miracels
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In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
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Chuck Norris once flew into a black hole, took some pictures, then flew back out.
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When Clint Eastwood called the .44 Magnum "the most powerful handgun in the world" he didn't know about the thumb and index finger of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
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When Chuck Norris talks everyone listens... and dies
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Chuck Norris watches the five o'clock news at noon.
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