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Chuck Norris supported his parents as an infant.
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Chuck Norris once created a sonic boom by blinking.
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Heres a question: Do you remember watching Chuck Norris as a kid? Yeah well, he remembers watching you
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Chuck Norris can pass an eye exam.....blindfolded!
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather...it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris' GPS always tells him that he's in the right place.
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In SC2, Chuck Norris is the only one in Chuck Norris League
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year, Chuck Norris orphans a kid once a minute.
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Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook account and created Fistbook.
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The first time Chuck Norris did the roundhouse kick and missed, the earth wouldn't stop rotating.
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Chuck Norris is a 14th dan in every martial art there is. And he has guns.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Life is a game, Chuck Norris makes the rules.
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Chuck Norris's iPod can hold every song in the world....on 2gb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stop at red lights, red lights stop at him
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Chuck Norris can start a fight in an emty room.
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Chuck Norris has never worn glasses in his life. If he can't see it, then it doesn't exist.
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Before Barry Gibb, Chuck Norris was the original BeeGees
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Chuck Norris is why Carls. Jr made the Philly cheesteak burger.
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