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Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris is not made of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. He's made of Chuck Norris
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Abe Lincoln freed the slaves, but Chuck Norris is everyone's master
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Chuck Norris doesn't abide by the laws of physics, the laws of physics abide by Chuck Norris!
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Only two thing are known to survive a nuclear war....roaches, and Chuck Norris.....
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Everywhere Chuck Norris goes, it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris does not live for the moment, the moment lives for him.
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They say, "Behind every great man there is a woman". Behind Chuck Norris there is Chuck Norris.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of sound.
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Death came for Chuck Norris, but Chuck didn't want to go, so he round-house kicked Death and now they play poker every other Thursday
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris plants bodies and grows headstones. He calls them Granite Orchards, we call them graveyards.
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Chuck Norris was born on February 30th.
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Chuck Norris can beat QWOP.
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The killer bees stopped their nothern advance at Texas, cause Chuck Norris has family in Oklahoma.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to with his blood line. He ate an Indian... and a Jeep.
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My friend asked who is Chuck Norris and I said "Only Chuck Norris knows who he is."
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If all the superheros had a race who would win? Chuck Norris.
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