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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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If Chuck Norris were the Sunday's Crossword Puzzle, he'd be really hard, really long, and it would take you all day to solve him...
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris has Windows 7 on his Etch-A-Sketch, and it was his idea.
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In Soviet Russia, (and every other place on this earth) Chuck Norris FINDS YOU.
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The top hat was originally 10 feet taller, created after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a bowler hat.
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Some people open up a can of whoop ass, Chuck Norris opens up a water tower of whoop ass.
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Action speaks louder than words. Chuck Norris speaks louder than action.
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Chuck Norris switched to Verizon, now the whole world hears him
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Chuck Norris can plank on a flagpole.
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Chuck Norris can read invisible ink!!!
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Chuck Norris once gave a tip, now look at the economy
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At the center of every hurricane, is the eye of Chuck Norris.
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It's not over until Chuck Norris makes the fat lady sing.
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Chuck Norris' breakfast is roundhouse kicking people to their faces..
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Chuck Norris' dreams are your nightmares.
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M&M's melt in Chuck Norris' hand
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Chuck Norris can Lick his elbow while slamming a revolving door, while gargle molasses ,and blowing a bubble with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris beat Portal and got the cake.
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