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Jack Li got his skill from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is a man of True Grit
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When asked of Chuck Norris' power level,Vegetta couldnt tell you. neither man nor machine can count that high.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to jumpstart a car, the car jumpstarts itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris was in the expendables movie, however the movie had to be redone as critics heads exploded from the sheer awesomeness of the movie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't watch the news. Information falls at his feet in supplication at 6 and 10.
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Chuck Norris doesn't kill weeds, he dares them to grow.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can "Enter Outside".
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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After the tsunami in Indonesia Chuck Norris promised not to through his sandals in the water again
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When you order special delivery on your Total Gym, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it through time and space directly to your door.
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When Chuck Norris climbs a flight of stairs, they instantly become escalators.
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Chuck Norris can record HD videos with a blow dryer
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Chuck Norris is latin for the bringer of death
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Chuck Norris tutors MacGyver.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris doesn't move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of Chuck.
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The Grim Reaper has a picture of Chuck Norris in a heart shaped frame on his bedside table.
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