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Chuck Norris made The Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse
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Scientists say dinosaurs are extinct due to a comet. Others say Chuck Norris wanted to test his roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris visited Greece with a light bulb, people thought he was Zeus
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Books used to be scribbles, then Chuck Norris and his awesomeness came.
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Chuck Norris once killed a gun
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Chuck Norris took Calgon away
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In the 1980s, Chuck Norris hired a bunch of work experience kids to do his dirty work - you probably knew them as the A-Team.
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Bigfoot has grainy video of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make an omelette without breaking any eggs.
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Chuck Norris once planted a seed in his back yard...we now know that seed as the green giant.
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Scientists invented steel wool from a strand of Chuck Norris' beard.
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In bowling, there is no thing as a spare for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spares nothing and no one.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't feed with bullets, that's idiotic. Bullets are jus snacks.
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Chuck Norris once created a cereal. Chuck Norris O's. It was discontinued for two reasons: 1. You grew a beard and a set of testicals. 2.Instant Death
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Chuck Norris thretened to kill Michael Jackson, MJ got so scared to turned white.
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Chuck Norris is tougher than nails
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When Chuck Norris plays MW2 online, he gets the nuke everytime.
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Chuck Norris placed his hand on a blind man's eyes. Healed, the man then stood up, gasped, and said "Look! it's Chuck Norris!"
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Chuck Norris can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Chuck Norris
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