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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris is America's next top model.
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Chuck norris Had hd satalight tv in 10,000 BC.
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Chuck Norris will give you the shirt off his back, and then roundhouse kick you to the face and take it back.
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Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
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I before E except after Chuck
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Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.
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When Chuck Norris heard he had to have a handicap to play golf, he beat up his caddy.
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Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier whilst head banging
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Chuck Norris can get blood from a turnip.
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Rocks and hard places get stuck between Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris once flew into a black hole, took some pictures, then flew back out.
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Chuck Norris can't say his name without creating an earthquake.
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The earth can't be destoryed by a meteor because 1. No meteor would dare go near Chuck Norris 2. If one did he would roundhouse kick it back to space
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Chuck Norris wins.
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When you throw an apple, it comes back down. When you throw a Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to brush his teeth, his spit acts as a bleach.
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Chuck Norris can give himself CPR
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