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Chuck Norris was siting home alone one day when he decided to create 2 new elements: Chucknium and Norisium, when combind they form the roundhousekick
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If you can see Chuck, he can see you. if you can't, you're gonna die if you don't spot him
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Chuck Norris is the reason Nyan cat is running.
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When playing Blackjack, Chuck Norris asks for an extra card when he hits 21. And wins. Every time.
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When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils
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CHUCK NORRIS can ride a bull until the bull dies of exhaustion.
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If you had 5 dollors and Chuck Norris had 5 dollors Chuck would have more money than you
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Unlike Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris doesn't need bullets. A quick roundhouse to the face kills twice as fast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that whenever you say his name, you get chills.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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The PS3 only does everything because Chuck Norris told it to.
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Chuck Noriris's badass-ness caused the red spot on Jupiter.
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Outer space exists because other planets don't want to be with Chuck Norris
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You know the old saying, Bob is your uncle, well Chuck Norris is your uncle
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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Chuck Norris has no friends...or enemies, because he needs no friends, and all enemies would be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Humans wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuckglasses.
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Chuck Norris wears this fact on his Chuck Norris shirt.
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