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Chuck Norris is the reason for the teardrops on your guitar
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Chuck Norris' opinions ARE facts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris just snorted an entire kilo of Charlie Sheen... nope, no effect.
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Chuck Norris wrestled God once: it was like six grizzly bears versus a river full of salmon.
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There should be a Chuck Norris tribute band.
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Chuck Norris once got hit by a combat knife, this knife is now known as the butter knife
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris invented the "Murphy Law"
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once lapped somebody in a drag race.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go
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Chuck Norris can turn water into beer
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Chuck Norris punches EXIT signs, nothing tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris killed a man with his thumb.
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Wolverine is the only one who can cut Chuck Norris' hair
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Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorn.
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