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Chuck norris wrote his own biography. You know it as the Guinness Book of World Records
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The reason why cheetah's are so fast is because Chuck Norris once went after it.
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Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris dosent have to shoot a gun, he just has to throw the bullet
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife
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Chuck Norris is the reason for Aliens not coming to Earth.
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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone through a window without breaking the glass
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Whenever Chuck Norris mispells or mistypes a word, it becomes a new one.
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest ..with his leg.
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Chuck Norris had a portable Playstation before PSP came out. He mashed a PS1 and a Gameboy together and called it the Playboy.
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Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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